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officialfrenchtoast:

officialfrenchtoast:

i always get good shit from big cock

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cyndecisive:

pros to dating me:

  • i’ll actually respond to ur text
  • u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
  • we can hold hands
  • butt touches
  • cuddles? ? ? yes good
  • i’ll play with your hair or vise versa
  • u don’t have to worry about me liking other people bc i’m annoyed by almost everyone
  • smooches
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destinysfetus:

pre-installed apps you don’t use and can’t delete 

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urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

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completeveestripped:

brownglucose:

ridge:

i love learning useless information 

nice

Lol. Must share this elsewhere.

completeveestripped:

brownglucose:

ridge:

i love learning useless information 

nice

Lol. Must share this elsewhere.

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gnarly:

i dont get why teachers say we cant listen to music with our headphones bc it will distract us while doing the work like bitch if i can suck a dick, do my hair, file my nails, and check my myspace i sure as hell can listen to music while doing school work

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“Greenie,” Minho said, “if you think that was brave comin’ out here, listen up. You’re the shuckiest shuck-faced shuck there ever was. You’re as good as dead, just like us.”

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tea-with-a-hint-of-sarcasm:

who needs a thigh gap when the age gap between you and your favorite band member is big enough

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fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

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marinashutup:

dashdrive:

you gotta be careful with girls named katherine because it could be spelled katherine or kathryn or catherine cathryn katherin kcatcheyn ckathcryrn catrchckern kathtrine 

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cri5toxd:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

crispychocolate:

serkret:

god i hope my history teacher doesnt get extremely offended by this

we have to adapt a story to be about something weve been studying and read it to the class

my group is doing the very hungry hitler

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OH MY GOD

so hitler took poland

but he was still hungry

:O

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Disney Class Yearbook 

eccentric-disney:

disneyunderstands:

Best Eyes:

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Best Hair:

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Best Dressed:

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Biggest Flirt:

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Biggest Drama Queen:

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Class Clown:

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Best Friends Forever:image 

Most Changed:

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Most Likely to Stay the Same:

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Most Likely to Get Married:

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Most Gullible:

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Most Outspoken:

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Most Likely to Run the World:

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Most Likely to Succeed:

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Quietest:

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Most Likely to Sleep in Class:

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Most Likely to Get in a Fight:

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cuntherine:

i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke

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literallyfuckeveryone:

girldork:

being a feminist is like trying to fix a giant hole in the wall and discovering that the entire wall is rotting and filled with termites and you have a lot more work to do than you thought you did

 (x)

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