bye vagina it was nice knowing you
#hello vagina it will be nice knowing you
#Wait a month
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ive been laughing for the last half an hour because sun bears exist
IT’S THE SUN-SUN TO THE MOON-MOON
We’re all born with scars. From the moment we open our eyes and look at the world we are wounded, and we all share that same mark.
if anyone wants me to explain what an ‘anticlimax’ is, i’ll show them this text post
I feel judged…and also it’s not maple syrup covered snow, its frozen maple syrup that is placed on snow to freeze it, and we call it taffy…just saying
Bravo internet, you just pissed Canada off!!!!! You offended the unoffendable people
Being Canadian myself I found this to be quite humourous
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a girl told me that i dont have a boyfriend because im “a slut” and “guys dont like sluts” which is funny because i thought i didnt have one because im gay
boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses
I’m more aroused by them giving me large sums of money, personally
best. scene. ever.
I’m not going to lie, I thought he was going to Mulan his way up and capture the flag
And no one ever will again….
how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home