Anonymous said:Hello there beautiful, how is your day going? - Secret Santa.
oh my goodness!!! This just made my day! my day is going well. I hope yours is too :)
So, if you tune Taylor Swift down 3 semi-tones, she sounds like the lead singer of Fun.
I saw people’s reactions and some were harsh. Not to the point where I’m going to kill myself but I thought “I’m sorry I’m not your Finnick. Trust me, when I read the book, I didn’t see me as Finnick either!”
everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses
I want Morgan Freeman to narrate most of it and the five sassy singing lady muses to step in and perform catchy yet narratively sound musical numbers when it gets too serious
Cinna has turned me into a Mockingjay.
fun game to play at family events: “how high can i get without anyone noticing”
I play this at every family function
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
This one time my friend dropped acid and we showed him a picture of a cat and he was staring at it for the longest time and he looks at me and goes “yo how long is this video?”
A MOSQUITO TRIED TO BITE ME AND I SLAPPED IT AND KILLED IT AND I STARTED THINKING LIKE IT WAS JUST TRYING TO GET FOOD WHAT IF I WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT AND SNAPPED MY NECK HOW WOULD I FEEL
are u okay
- Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?
- Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*